Mario and Sonic RPG

Kai I might as well post the well deserved Mario and Sonic RPG :bounce:

One day Sonic was running, In circles =/. And he made a HUGE hole in the ground. And under there was the pathway to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario hit a block, and then Sonic landed on him.
Mario: Oh great, whered ya come from this time idiot?
Sonic: The sky XD

To be continued......

Luigi walked into the scene.


Luigi: Hello, every-bo- *slapped by Sonic*

Luigi: WTF ._.

Mario: You suck, get out.

Sonic: Yeah.

Luigi: I'm telling mom! *runs*

Mario: Ignore him, he's always like that.

Sonic hit a block.
BUMP!

Sonic: Ouch! My melon! Mario, how the heck do you survive?!

Mario: Mah hat, I guess.

Sonic picked up the Fire Flower.

Sonic: Augh! It burns!

Mario: LOL

Sonic then threw fireballs at Mario for pissing him off.

Mario: Ouchies!

Sonic: Cool!

To be continued...

Continue's.....

*Luigi runs back to Mario and Sonic*

Luigi: Mom was shot when i found her

Mario: O_o o_O

Sonic: GIVE ME THAT HAT MARIO

Mario: NO. TAKE LUIGI'S ITS THE SAME

Sonic: Ok

Luigi: WTF WTF

Mysterious voice: Son... are yuuuu k?

Sonic: Oh crap, I know that voice.

Mario: Should I get the gun?

Sonic: Yes!

Tails: Vait Zonic its monly me! Tails!!!

Mario: We have no bullets

Sonic: Tails still can't spell -_-


To be continued.........

Tails: Then teach me, faggot.

Sonic: ._.

Mario: You two, shut up.

Luigi: And gimme my hat!

Sonic hurled Luigi into the sun, but he might return. :(

Mario: Let's go along the path I conveniently found, it might help.

Tails Vith vat?

Sonic: Tails, shut up and come down here.

Tails: OK! *falls*

Tails fell flat on his face bleeding.

Mario: XD

To be continued...

Mario: Should we help him?

Sonic: Nah. He will start singing "I wanna fly high!" very soon

Tails: *Sings*

Sonic: Told ya XD

Mario: Great, now the Cops are gonna come up to us

Sonic: THERE ARENT ANY COPS IN YOUR F****** MUSHROOM PLACE THINGY!!

Mario: Ok you don't have to yell, I get the point.

Sonic: Good. But I want to destroy Runescape or World of Warccraft!

Mario: YESH!!!!!

To be continued.........

srry because its just a comment and not the story but sonic and mario would nevr be so friendly eachother and sonic treats tails like his little brother not like this and tails isnt a idiot nub,he might be weak but hes very inteligent!

But Tails being stupid is what almost every fan story does. T_T

This story isnt real remember that XD. Anyways let the story go on Hypersonic. Its been everyones dream for Tails to be stupid and stuff in one of these storys. Dont let our Fantasy turn upside down!

Kai anyways....

Sonic: Tails, why do you sound like a Natzi?

Tails: Im a German duh T__T

Sonic and Mario: OH S***

Sonic: At least he is talking right again.

Mario: Ya know what, we should go destroy: Runescape, World of Warcraft, and Club-Penguin!

Narrator: Yeah destroy Runescape. They Perma-Banned me on it anyways -_-. But not Club-Penguin! Thats were the kiddies live

Everyone fainted casue they didnt know there was an Narrator there.

To be continued........

Tails brought an Emerald.

Tails: Let's go into my PC with this.

And in a flash they did.

Sonic was slapping viruses.

Tails: WHAO!

Mario: What is it?

???: MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI...

Sonic: Holy crap! I'ts a spider-looking thing!

Tails: Tahts Mimi. She's in her treu form.

Mario: Mimi?...

*FLASHBACK*

???: I am MERLEE!

*/FLASHBACK*

Mario: *Snaps* oh right! Mimi, That freaky spider thing from Super Paper Mario!

Tails: OH I LOVES That Gmae!

Mario: I even remember how to defeat it!

Mimi shoots out a rupee from her butt. (Which is on top.)

Mario catches it and throws it back.

Mimi's barrier breaks

Mimi: NUUUU! My Barrier!

Sonic: NUUUU this!

Sonic spindashes straight through Mimi.

106 Damage!

Mimi dies.

Mario: Dang! Sonic's strong!

Tails: OH RYL?

Sonic: Man, he even mispells the mispellings!

Mario: ...

Tails: Aaaaawaaaa.

Sonic: ...Ge... GET EM OFF ME! GET EM OFF ME!!!

Sonic was covered in viruses.

Tails started beating Sonic with a hammer untill it came off.


Bang!

Sonic: Tai

Bang!

Sonic: Tails!

Bang!

Sonic: TAILS! You got them off!

Tails:...



....


BANG!


Tails: ^_^

Then then kept walking and a huge Thwomp landed on Mario.

In the meantime, Luigi was falling from the fiery sun as a flaming bullet. He landed in the Mushroom Kingdom.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






lol big sfx

And everyone died. BUT they Reincarnated. -_-#

Luigi: This is all Peachs fault.

Mario: WHY

Luigi: I dunno.

Mario: Same

Sonic: Who the hell is that with a towel on?

Mario: I dunno either, but they ae running from the castle.

Tails: VITS A GRVIL!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Shut the hell... HOLY S*** IT IS A GIRL!

Mario: Oh great, Princess is running around preety much stripped.

Luigi: Me likey

To be continued

Luigi ran after her.


The others watched in disgust.

Sonic: WTF

Mario: WTF

Tails: VTPH

Sonic STFU

They walked toward the hill in the distance; Tails saw a nickel and he wants it.

Sonic: Who the hell is sniffin me?

Tails: O_o o_O

Mario: Some Girl with a Hammer

Sonic: OH S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Hai Swonic.... WHY THE **** DIDNT YOU BRING ME HERE? I WILL HAMMER YOU A**

TO BE CONTINUED. IT WAS SHORT CUZ I IS LAZY XD.

Mario grabbed Amy's hammer and smacked her.

Amy: wha!

Sonic: Shut up. -_-

Tails: Vyah!

The kept walking up.

They found the nickel.

Amy: Vat ubowt mi?

Sonic: Not you!

They fought over the Nickel for aout.... 500000000000 Days. Just kidding! Only 500 Hours. Yeah thats still long O_o

Sonic: I GOTS TEH NICKEL!

*A Penguin all of a sudden comes up*

Sonic: Wait where the hell are we?

The760: Your in Club Penguin.

Sonic: Oh, Now I know why its included -.-'

SonicSaver: Oh shut up! I only play that game to hack XD

Tails: I WIK PWANGUINS!

Amy: Its cold, Sonic cuddle mwe.

Sonic: O_o. If you try to have sex with me your dead, but I aint cuddling with you so ha.

Amy: ......... o_o

The760: Look do you want to get out or what?

Mario: I FINISHED BOMBING THE PLACE!

SonicSaver: Okai that wasnt planned to happen........ who the hell is writng this story anyway?

Everyone: ..... YOU IDIOT

SonicSaver: Oh, I will restore CP later on then lol. Carry on

*CP Explodes*

All of thek went flying. And while they were flying they threw Luigi back at the sun.

*They land in Runescape*

To be continued.....

This time, Luigi went THROUGH the sun.